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Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblance

December 7, 2011

i am at loss for words after reading this

CAIRO: An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts

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  1. December 7, 2011 9:52 pm

    Ha ha ha ha!

    But why only women? Men also should get sexual thoughts no?

    It’s seriously offensive when you treat people as if they were mindless objects…

    But needless to say, that’s irrelevant. The real point of course is “so what if they get sexual thoughts?”

    • December 7, 2011 9:54 pm

      Incidentally, penises themselves remind women of penises. Therefore, no woman should ever go near one, lest they become overcome with sexual thoughts….

  2. vasu permalink
    December 26, 2011 12:29 pm

    a man will think like a man, whether he is islamic or clerical. have these guys understood what rouses a woman? never a banana or a cucumber or the cleric’s phallus even though a mere slight of a woman’s mamary can get our men go mad.

  3. January 2, 2012 7:51 pm

    i think these clerics shoud be advised to read good books, rather than throwing their illogical thoughts……….one can only control his/her thinking and not any one else’s, there can be various other objects that can replace a banana and a cucumber….

  4. Michelle permalink
    August 18, 2012 6:15 pm

    did u hear bout the muslim cleric who said that ” a woman is like a donkey…made to carry the mans burden” ? In the gulf / pakistan/ afghanistan,

    you will find a lot of homosexual men and men who unfortunately use things that should not be used for the purpose of pleasure. Like a hole in the wall, machines with holes…..( oh this one happened in my dads company a pakistani labourer put his penis in a machine and it got stuck and the machine started and you can imagine the rest from there and goats and desert dogs!

    so we have got to put forward a request for a similar rule with regards to men touching walls, machines, dogs and cattle…. Sorry if I sound crude but its the truth and Ive seen it happen many times!

  5. Michelle permalink
    August 18, 2012 6:17 pm

    Oh I was about to write the last line like this ” sorry if I sound crude but its the truth and Ive seen it happen many times – FIRST HAND” Umm talk about hands……how does men ‘without’ hands sound???

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